THE TABERNASH BUGLE
John D. Feltes
EDITOR
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Blasting
for road.
Blasting
for the new Long Gorge Road will be completed next Friday at 1:28
PM. The new road is expected to be open to public travel by March 26,
2015. If you live in the Arch-Caliphate area you will soon be able to
travel through the Long Gorge rather than drive to Winstead and back
to Hubbleton. Now the road will be a dirt one, at least at birth.
Tall
Gun Slinger Kills 3 Men But Is Shot P-2.
CIT, Criminal
Investigators of Tabernash, have determined the cause and effect of
last week's murder. “We will try a new angle on this murder,”
said Sergeant Brown, in his interview last Monday, “instead of
trying to blame the wrong person for this, we are trying to find he who is himself guilty.”
Now yesterday this
newspaper revived news that the aforesaid statement had succeeded and Jacob Smant will be charged with murder and armed robbery.
Funny
William
& George
W: What did we do
this for again?
G: Fun, dummy.
W: What?
EXTRA <> THIS
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